Lacking Monday Inspiration

Writer’s block blah blah blah…

Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I spent all week studying for an ethics exam that I’m not sure I passed and is honestly the most boring thing I have ever done. Or the fact that post-exam I spent drinking for St. Patrick’s Day despite the fact that I was running on very little sleep. Sunday I felt lazy and unmotivated to do anything but eat quesadillas and watch basketball. Moral of the story is that I am not sure what I want to write about today.

The worst part is that I had such a good idea in the shower a couple days ago. I thought to myself “I should go write this down, my readers mom is going to love this!” But I didn’t and now all I can think about is what my great idea probably was…

It could have had something to do with one of these outfits from Zara. Need that white waistcoat…

Or it could have had something to do with my trip to Formaggio’s only to find out that it was just as delicious as I remembered.

Who the heck knows. Here’s hoping Tuesday is more interesting than this bunch of nonsense…

Dressing Like a Lady who Lunches

When I was a little girl, everyone who saw me thought I was a little boy. I had a bowl cut (thanks mom), I wore bike shorts, over sized t-shirts or sweatshirts with mis-matching scrunchie socks and L.A. Lights Shoes. Sure, I began my foray into experimental footwear early on, and moreover I know that I hit the rock-bottom of the fashion world early, but even now I tend to shy away from anything overtly feminine or pretty.

After I realized all my date outfits included plaid or studs, I realized I need to purchase some new items to update me. I am in a fashion rut of manly, architectural things.

So see below, a collection of beautiful things that scream: “I am a lady. A real lady. Who can take late lunches and wear hats and drink wine at 1:00 pm, and just had a manicure.”

Don’t get stuck buying the same old thing in different colors. Buy some feather shoes, a kimono dress. And somebody buy me the “love” ring, I need it!